I stumbled across a bunch of paraprosdokian quotes today (figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected), and I thought I'd share a few of my favorites with you all!
--Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.--
--The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!--
--Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.--
--To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.--
--Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Other have no imagination whatsoever.--
Have a good Monday!
Chrissy <><
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